this is a show about high schoolers btw
Lol, I just realized that, if the Bad Kids ever meet Princess Nara, Fabian will have Fandrangour at his hip. You know, the sword of the Elven kings.
Imagine watching your girlfriends' exes' best friend rock up with one of your family heirlooms. Wild.
your girlfriends' exes' best friend who is only a half elf, possibly a pirate, captain of a team for a sport you've never heard of, carrying a sparkly sheet, dressed like a dancer but not a traditional elven dancer just some smelly clothes, with a motorcycle that claims it's from Hell
with one of your family heirlooms.
So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he's Immediately like
The professional disgust, I'm living
watching emily play fig play wanda childa feels like i’m watching michaelangelo paint the sistine chapel
at a bus stop with an old ipod? listening to the complicated women podcast: lucy frostblade?? she just got back from breaking up with her boyfriend??? a genius at work
complaining about high elves and sharing inside job gossip. the sisters ever actually
some others i found in the notes
character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!
the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!
I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).
This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.
Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.
His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.
Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!
I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed. Good boy.
That dog knows his job, and knows he’s damn good at it, and knows he’s probably better at his job than his coworkers.
That dog was delivering straight up Shakespearean performances, and he probably was saddled with human coworker who had to make use of such unprofessional things as second takes.
My condolences, Jed, my condolences.
Liz Danvers and Evangeline Navarro are Exes and no one will convince me other wise. exhibit A They really care to much about who the other one sleeps with.
Exhibit B "She's not good with people she cares about." You can see how much she cares about Navarro so much in her actions. Even if they don't come out right.
Navarro cares about Liv too you can see it when she saved Julia, and she told Liz about Julia killing herself.. Her asking about Holden's stuffed bear.
Did I mention they care to much about who the other sleeps with?
They are to comfortable around each others kitchens
But what sealed it for me wasn't the wheeler thing but the way they care about each others family
(plus Navarro having visions of Holden)
Anyways that's the end of my rambling on about how much I love these two and this show.
i’m convinced brennan only wanted to do junior year as a way to systematically take revenge for all the outrageous bits he’s been through. oh hilda hilda? heres my fbi agent self insert npc, oh insight check on that piece of set dressing? straight to the vulture dimension for you! with a prop mini and projections all locked and loaded babyyy
Endless Fantasy High